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Anonymous 09/11/2020 (Fri) 05:10:51 No. 531 [Reply]
You WILL eat the bugs You WILL wear the mask You WILL wear the goggles You WILL accept the cashless system You WILL embrace identity politics You WILL let californians move to your state You WILL let politicians decide your life choices You WON'T protest against new policies and laws You WON'T avoid eating soylent You WILL accept the new normal
>>531 >cosmopolitan elites yuck

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Anonymous 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:48:39 No. 529 [Reply]
>>529 All Judge Dredds Are Bastards *angry vaping emojis*

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Bullshit greentext stories to one-up 4chan with thread Indi 09/09/2020 (Wed) 04:42:02 No. 525 [Reply]
>Be ego >Be at animu convention >convention nearly over, it was boring pretty much most of the time and all I bought was a plushie for shits 'n giggles >figure I should at least get a picture with a cosplayer >Only cosplayer I can see a clearly gay(and retarded) person cosplaying the Bygone Motel guy(the guy in the pic) >figure I need at least one souvenir from this three-day shitshow >he's eager to take a picture with me, probably most others have feared contracting AIDS by touch >have deadpan expression before and after taking the picture, hoping to spook the gay boy who fucking loves science into thinking a ghost or something altered the picture >sperg-lord plan fails, queer recognizes it as me goofing >in last bid attempt to gaslight the man as revenge for his having brushed shoulders with me during the picture, smile at him with a closed mouth(this is important), then pop a hand sanitizer wipe in my mouth, my hand and jaw moving at the speed of lightning, while holding the same grin in place before and after. >He stares at me, and then, with all of the condescension of a kindergarten teacher, he says, 'hey buddy, you should probably get that out of your mouth' >I reach almost my entire cupped hand into my mouth, grab the wipe covertly, and push onto one side of my otherwise-empty mouth, then scooping the wipe into a fist so that it's not visible, saying 'grnphpt what? There's nothing here.' >I hold my clenched fist up, not betraying a microscopic fraction of an inch of that wet wipe >he stares at me, into my eyes, into the four dimensions of my low-functioning autism >My tard cosmos is burning >thrust clenching fist forward, and unfurl hand, letting loose the slobbery sanitizer wipe >it hits his face, leaving a 'slash' in his makeup

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>>525 you are just gay anon, you should have raped him and killed him afterwards
>>525 Gay spider
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>>526 I apologize for my incompetence. I will learn from my mistakes. Heil Homestuck. |/

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Anonymous 09/07/2020 (Mon) 05:09:46 No. 521 [Reply]
>>521 nigger
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Anonymous 09/07/2020 (Mon) 18:21:17 No. 522 [Reply]
in lithuania they tried to take down a plaque for jonas noreika, but the people went and put it back up after the government took it down because he was a "nazi collaborator" and supposedly killed 10'000 jews despite the fact that that would have been a really large chunk of lithuanias kike population. american people should use that as an example, who cares what they did the statues are here to stay

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Anonymous 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:02:16 No. 516 [Reply]
Take your meds.

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Post random images or whatever Anonymous 06/23/2020 (Tue) 10:28:48 No. 106 [Reply]
Post random shit, I'm bored af
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>>106 Bump
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>>106 Bump
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>>106 kek
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Anonymous 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:52:15 No. 517 [Reply]
CONSOOOMERS? They need to be reminded what fat fucking faggots they are and how much they ruin society. I'M TRYING TO HELP THE WORLD HERE.

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Anonymous 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:58:02 No. 515 [Reply]
>Why do you soijak your own post?

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Anonymous 07/10/2020 (Fri) 06:07:30 No. 233 [Reply]
Da BLACK playa is tha epitome of thug dominizzle n' masculinity. Letz start by lookin at his body yo. His body is pimpin' yo. His domineerin size make his thugged-out lil' presence known without his ass even needin ta point his dirty ass up yo. Dude is muscular, as a result of his high levelz of testosterone. This gives his ass tha appearizzle of game n' strength yo. Dude is then covered by his fuckin lil' dark skin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. This dark skin remindz our assez of his bangin ruggedness, a gangbangin' feature dat pimped cuz of bein exposed ta tha scorchin sun of africa, made ta withstand such a off tha hook condition. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it also has a psychedelic effect on tha observer n' shit. Da dark skin remindz our assez of our dark, deep desires dat emerge from our primal subconscious past. Da BLACK manz demeanor is one of alphanizz yo. Dude is dominant, assertive, n' can be explosively aggressive yo. His behaviour strikes fear tha fuck into tha mo' timid, cowardly racez of man(ʷʰ*ᵀᵉ dawgs) Da summit of expression of his crazy-ass masculinitizzle on his body is his thugged-out lil' ding-a-ling. Da BLACK ding-a-ling is phattest of all tha races fo' realz. As tha ding-a-ling is tha penillest symbol of manhood, dis ridin' solo would suffice ta make tha BLACK playa da most thugged-out masculine of men. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. This big-ass ding-a-ling be able fulfill tha desire of tha neediest of dem hoes, bein able ta mo' than fill all tha recessez of tha vajazzle. Its length ensures dat when it ejaculates, tha potent african seed will immediately enta tha womb of tha biatch tha BLACK playa impregnates. In total, tha BLACK playa expresses dis masculinitizzle up in a most exemplary manner up in bed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! When he fucks, he unleashes tha entirety of his fuckin lusts n' desires upon his thugged-out lil' partner without any restraint. All dis is tha reason why tha BLACK playa is tha epitome of masculinity 3
>>233 DAS RITE
>>233 keep dreaming lmao
>>233 Where's your master nigger? He'd be awful upset to see his buck slacking off
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>Where's your master nigger? He'd be awful upset to see his buck slacking off


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