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/b/ - Random.

Welcome to /b/, the random board. This board has no rules beyond the global rules, and also no porn. Feel free to post whatever you want.

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Created a discord for the site: Let me know if I should also make a riot. Stay based

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Formerly zoomerchan now Chuckchan

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Turks are the attack force of the BLACK race. This is why TÜRKS conquered Europe around the same time the BLACK KANGZ were attacked in Afrika. They destroyed the wh7te capital of CONSTANTINOPLE and replaced it with ISTANBULL, to honour our BLACK BULL (KARA BOGA) nature. When the African KANGZDOMS were destroyed TÜRKIYE was the last KARA BOGA country on earth. The wh#te subhumans attempted to take it down in order to permanently end the KANGZ and nearly suceeded. Luckily the biggest KARA BOGA of them all, Mustafa JAMAL, fought of the wh1te beasts and created a BLACK utopia in TÜRKIYE. However the nefarious schemes of the wh'tes continued, attempting to bring the KARA BOGA TÜRKS into the E.U. where they would be overwhelmed by gayreek WH9TE immigrants. Luckily from the furthest we can get from Europe in Turkey, the north east GEORGIAN BLACK territory, a new KARA BOGA rose for the first time since Mustafa JAMAL. RECEP TAYIPP ERDOGAN (REIS) destroyed all wh8te LAICITE devils and restored himself as the KANGZ of TÜRKIYE. Now the BLACK KARA BOGA TÜRKS must struggle against the wh6tes to end that accursed race once and for all.

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>Have Sex and Grow Up, Chud

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Can we get a soyjak thread going?

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Oh fuck boys its getting too convincing

This is scary as hell, that's a fucking dude.

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You WILL eat the bugs You WILL wear the mask You WILL wear the goggles You WILL accept the cashless system You WILL embrace identity politics You WILL let californians move to your state You WILL let politicians decide your life choices You WON'T protest against new policies and laws You WON'T avoid eating soylent You WILL accept the new normal

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Bullshit greentext stories to one-up 4chan with thread

>Be ego >Be at animu convention >convention nearly over, it was boring pretty much most of the time and all I bought was a plushie for shits 'n giggles >figure I should at least get a picture with a cosplayer >Only cosplayer I can see a clearly gay(and retarded) person cosplaying the Bygone Motel guy(the guy in the pic) >figure I need at least one souvenir from this three-day shitshow >he's eager to take a picture with me, probably most others have feared contracting AIDS by touch >have deadpan expression before and after taking the picture, hoping to spook the gay boy who fucking loves science into thinking a ghost or something altered the picture >sperg-lord plan fails, queer recognizes it as me goofing >in last bid attempt to gaslight the man as revenge for his having brushed shoulders with me during the picture, smile at him with a closed mouth(this is important), then pop a hand sanitizer wipe in my mouth, my hand and jaw moving at the speed of lightning, while holding the same grin in place before and after. >He stares at me, and then, with all of the condescension of a kindergarten teacher, he says, 'hey buddy, you should probably get that out of your mouth' >I reach almost my entire cupped hand into my mouth, grab the wipe covertly, and push onto one side of my otherwise-empty mouth, then scooping the wipe into a fist so that it's not visible, saying 'grnphpt what? There's nothing here.' >I hold my clenched fist up, not betraying a microscopic fraction of an inch of that wet wipe >he stares at me, into my eyes, into the four dimensions of my low-functioning autism >My tard cosmos is burning >thrust clenching fist forward, and unfurl hand, letting loose the slobbery sanitizer wipe >it hits his face, leaving a 'slash' in his makeup >he flees the building in shame >the Homestuck fans cheer, for the grey makeup lands have been reclaimed Was it fake enough, /b/? Was my schizo daydream about owning the gays at a weeaboo convention fake enough? Have I been eating too many paper towels?

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in lithuania they tried to take down a plaque for jonas noreika, but the people went and put it back up after the government took it down because he was a "nazi collaborator" and supposedly killed 10'000 jews despite the fact that that would have been a really large chunk of lithuanias kike population. american people should use that as an example, who cares what they did the statues are here to stay

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Take your meds.

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Post random images or whatever

Post random shit, I'm bored af

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CONSOOOMERS? They need to be reminded what fat fucking faggots they are and how much they ruin society. I'M TRYING TO HELP THE WORLD HERE.

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>Why do you soijak your own post?

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Da BLACK playa is tha epitome of thug dominizzle n' masculinity. Letz start by lookin at his body yo. His body is pimpin' yo. His domineerin size make his thugged-out lil' presence known without his ass even needin ta point his dirty ass up yo. Dude is muscular, as a result of his high levelz of testosterone. This gives his ass tha appearizzle of game n' strength yo. Dude is then covered by his fuckin lil' dark skin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. This dark skin remindz our assez of his bangin ruggedness, a gangbangin' feature dat pimped cuz of bein exposed ta tha scorchin sun of africa, made ta withstand such a off tha hook condition. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it also has a psychedelic effect on tha observer n' shit. Da dark skin remindz our assez of our dark, deep desires dat emerge from our primal subconscious past. Da BLACK manz demeanor is one of alphanizz yo. Dude is dominant, assertive, n' can be explosively aggressive yo. His behaviour strikes fear tha fuck into tha mo' timid, cowardly racez of man(ʷʰ*ᵀᵉ dawgs) Da summit of expression of his crazy-ass masculinitizzle on his body is his thugged-out lil' ding-a-ling. Da BLACK ding-a-ling is phattest of all tha races fo' realz. As tha ding-a-ling is tha penillest symbol of manhood, dis ridin' solo would suffice ta make tha BLACK playa da most thugged-out masculine of men. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. This big-ass ding-a-ling be able fulfill tha desire of tha neediest of dem hoes, bein able ta mo' than fill all tha recessez of tha vajazzle. Its length ensures dat when it ejaculates, tha potent african seed will immediately enta tha womb of tha biatch tha BLACK playa impregnates. In total, tha BLACK playa expresses dis masculinitizzle up in a most exemplary manner up in bed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! When he fucks, he unleashes tha entirety of his fuckin lusts n' desires upon his thugged-out lil' partner without any restraint. All dis is tha reason why tha BLACK playa is tha epitome of masculinity 3

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>It really do be like that ngl

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Serbians be like

It really do be like that ngl

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when you see it

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/b/rooding thread

We live in a world where simply existing as yourself, without specific attention paid to the social atmosphere(AKA without having a hive-mind connection to the community you're in) will inevitably offend someone, who will make their offense very apparent through outcry and censorship. In addition, we live in a world where people feel entitled both to your mind(your beliefs) and the state of society('normalization', demands of changes in standards). The most insightful people in the last century have been a schizophrenic computer prophet and a caveman who went to college and wrote an essay. Words and beliefs are considered 'real harm' while physical mob violence is considered 'social justice that simply isn't expressed in the right way' If you don't accept all mainstream narratives, you're considered insane, deranged and/or retarded, not to mention 'toxic'. Art is affected in the same manner as mainstream discourse, albeit with some resistance. However, all of this resistance(see Gamergate) is treated with ridicule and infantilization by lesbian nanny journalists who think they're Mary Poppins. All morality is treated as ridiculous, and replaced with the most washed-out, animalistic ideas of 'hurt bad, feel good, good'. Attempting to debate with most people will lead to them instantly discrediting you simply for the side of the debate you're on. Some of us never even wanted to enter into the real world and its real problems. We just wanted to play video games. Or read webcomics. Or even books. Maybe we were making something. But suddenly, everyone was shoving politics into everything. And then suddenly it 'wasn't about politics.' And then that wasn't enough, they demanded that we be the same, that we parrot their NWO propaganda. And any desire to make it go away, to say we *didn't* want to take part, to say we specifically were here not to live in the dull, mundane reality that is the real one, was now, in their eyes, 'selfish'. And after all this, all this pressure not only for us to listen to them but also unconditionally agree with them, after all this they were surprised when we turned hard against them in anger. "Why are you so hateful?" they asked. I'll tell you why, because you ruined my world! My dreams. And now I'm picking up the pieces and I can't even do that without your interruption. There's no escape from this worst gay police state, with all of the deadly bernstein controls.

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>soishitters should be hanged

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>ban soijak

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>Bumping this gem from bottom of page 1 to the top of page 1

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the when you hhnera then it all spins round and fuxks uo

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