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/cum/ - Coomers and Degenerates Zoomzer 06/18/2020 (Thu) 10:10:50 No. 10 [Reply]
Welcome to /cum/ this is a board for sharing examples, having discussions, and collectively vomiting, at the creatures known as coomers. Global rules apply. Stay on topic. No spam.
Edited last time by zoomzer on 06/18/2020 (Thu) 10:51:18.

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Anonymous 08/31/2020 (Mon) 18:04:37 No. 29 [Reply]
Zoomers...I bring grey news...I relapsed. I was at day 77 of my no-fap journey, but because of unfavorable conditions and my insomnia I did the dark deed. While I was ashamed of my self I knew self-pity won't get me anywhere, so got back to my feet and viewed my progress, what I did good and what I did wrong, and from what I learned: 1.NEVER EVER PEAK! I know how it feels to be tempted by the flesh,but trust be it ain't worth it, it will only be a downward spiral that will only end in the coom. 2.ALWAYS have something to do that is productive and doesn't involve lewd content. 3.Cold showers: those will be very helpful especially if you just started or relapsed because they force you to come out of your comfort zone and it decreases the chances to get erections. 4.Keep yourself hydrated! No i'm not joking drinking water constantly and going to pee will be very helpful since urinating releases some sexual tendency (if I remember correctly) 5.WORKOUT! You are gonna accumulate a lot of testosterone and you will have to use that sexual energy for productive purposes like building your body and staying fit (but not /fit/). Other than that, for those who still continue fighting: Keep going and never doubt! and for those who relapsed or have a tendency to do it more often, never give up you will reach high, trust my word for I was like you in the past, but with discipline and faith all of us will reach high to the heavens! Keep on zooming and not cooming! Anon out!
>>29 Good for you getting back on the horse, that’s often the hardest part. Stay safe.

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Anonymous 08/17/2020 (Mon) 04:30:52 No. 23 [Reply]
Kings help! I was on day 63 of no fap and I had what is called a wet dream, I busted and woke up the feelings of shame are immense and I want to know if this counts as a relapse?
>>23 I dont think it counts as it is completely out of your control.
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>>24 thanks raptor....for a moment I really thought i fucked up
>>23 Nothing to worry about king, you can't help what your body does while sleeping
>>26 >not able to control your dreams ngmi

Anonymous 07/31/2020 (Fri) 20:35:13 No. 21 [Reply]
c o m
>>21 Nope.

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pORN PRODoosers Anonymous 07/10/2020 (Fri) 19:45:18 No. 20 [Reply]
>hang on, is that a barely 18 year old teen? >w-wwait, emotionally vulnerable too!? >oh god... OH GOD... >I'- I'M g-g-gonna PRODOOS!!! >aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Zoomzer 06/06/2020 (Sat) 09:47:15 No. 4 [Reply]
>What's up guys masturbator and proud here >I don't know who this coomer guy is but i'm here to tell you that masturbation is A ok >It's not addictive at all, I only do it 6 million times a day
tbh its fine when its like once every so often but when it gets to the point that you literally cant get happy without 'bating then you should stop >'no guyss its ok that i have no social life' >'what do you mean cooming is unhealthy??' >'if you excuse me im going back to cooming to girls on pronhub'
>>11 Reminds me, was prank calling some weebs and going on rants about shooting japs, and suddenly my phone started buzzing rapidly, one of the weebs started spamming me with hentai.
>>14 tf was he trying to achieve doing that? like did he think “ha that’ll show him” or did he just want to show someone what he cooms to or smthn
>>16 It was a she actually. Think it was a counter joke.

ironymaster9000 06/06/2020 (Sat) 00:09:48 No. 1 [Reply]
fuck women
>>1 I agree
>>1 but don't "fuck" women
Edited last time by zoomzer on 06/08/2020 (Mon) 11:09:17.
>>5 is having sex with your own wife acceptable
>>12 Maybe, is it in the missionary position purely for reproductive purposes huh?!
>>1 based

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fellow kings Anonymous 06/10/2020 (Wed) 19:09:59 No. 8 [Reply]
>Raises glass "Gentlemen! Cooming is cringe...that's al-WAIT NO! THAT'S NOT ALL! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THE JEWS FOR ENSLAVING ME AND MY KIND TO HEDONISM AND CARNANLITY!" "ok that's all" >drinksstrawberryjuice.jpg
>>8 Chad moment Chad moment


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