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Humor Thread Anonymous 06/06/2020 (Sat) 05:52:28 No. 4 [Reply]
Let's make this updated site great! Post 'em!
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>>256 topkek, have any more like this?
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f 10/22/2020 (Thu) 20:07:43 No. 29 [Reply]
this site is ded innit?
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>>30 You better revive it faggot!!!
>>31 I've been trying, and I'm going to keep trying. Still, the main problem will always be that without consistent posters, and a unique niche, advertisement will be ineffective outside of small day spanning content bursts.
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>>32 real sad nigga hours
I wish there were more alt chans that were active
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>>30 A .com for a fucking chan? I can help you, i own a chan, reinchan.org, its a lusophone one but owned a chan that had 150 pph constantly, had to shutdown because retards were doing death threats to one of our ministers lol. The chan has potential, specially if you shill it on r9k of 4cuck, and a lot other altchans, but please, change this tld, its american and they can shut you down anytime, use a .org. Shill it at kohl or anything else, fake pph by samefaging, you gotta play dirty. At the moment, I am out taking a time of IBs and because i have shit to do, if you want a talk, @reinchanadmin on telegram and we can see what we can do. also, if you are going to have an IB and yet, a damn discord server, shut the chan down, doesnt make sense.

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Anonymous 10/09/2020 (Fri) 21:16:43 No. 320 [Reply]
h

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Zoomzer 07/28/2020 (Tue) 16:17:20 No. 263 [Reply]
Imagine wanting to remove the British Monarchy :|
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>>292 >gets btfod >"w-we're not arguing we're laughing >we cope harder loser
>>293 You think Israel deserves to exist?
>>294 Anon, there's as much evidence of German war crimes as there is evidence of American, and British war crimes. Don't deny it, makes you look like a retard.
>>304 i never denied the german warcrimes
Groom of the stool? Absolutely degenerate https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ha2yvy4RbTY

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Anonymous 10/03/2020 (Sat) 09:21:00 No. 316 [Reply]
fuck jews kill jews stomp jewish babies beat jewish kids to death twist jewish heads off rape rabbis and rip their balls off piss on the Menorah shit on the Talmud and burn it using bacon all jews are going to hell and they will burn for eternity
>>316 Retard
>>317 Jew

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Anonymous 06/15/2020 (Mon) 17:48:09 No. 67 [Reply]
truth
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>>284 Imagine being an unironic sodomite in 2020, go back to 4chan faggot!
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>>284 Now that's foundation!
soy
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>>284 You fucking bastard, swathed in AIDS. An eternal curse upon thee. Tomboys are my favorite kind of girl. Femboys are my favorite kind of stressball. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
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>>543 >likes tomboys F A G G O T

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chuck 09/25/2020 (Fri) 13:39:04 No. 545 [Reply]
sneed

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Anonymous 09/25/2020 (Fri) 03:38:56 No. 544 [Reply]
Formerly zoomerchan now Chuckchan

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Sup fags Anonymous 09/18/2020 (Fri) 17:25:56 No. 315 [Reply]
a

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What if we made a new 'marginalized identity' to wield the power of snowflakery through Indi 09/18/2020 (Fri) 02:03:58 No. 61 [Reply]
Sylphdrenum. The condition of 'Sylphdrenum' broadly cannot be described, except with a few insufficient analogies and weak explanations. There are only three things that be accurately said about Sylphdrenum. Firstly, it is the eighteenth sense, the possession thereof, and a word for those who have it('Sylphdreni' is the plural, in the latter case.) The second is that the possession of the sense is on a higher level of one's being than the material, and thus its possession cannot be physically observed, though its results can, but even they are too complex and subtle for current human science to perceive. Finally, it has no use to those who bear it. What Sylphdrenum is the perception of lies entirely outside of this universe. This perception opens up the mind to several things. Firstly, the knowledge that it is considered the eighteenth sense. Note that not all Sylphdreni have the senses 7~17(the sixth is common to all people, but for most, it must be honed before it can perceive hardly anything). Second of all, the knowledge that Sylphdreni might possibly be under the eye of a hyperdimensional god, who planted the seed of the 'sight' within them before birth. And third and finally, the sense opens the mind up to certain stimuli which create uncontrollable compulsions and ideological beliefs. Specifically, Sylphdreni are often ignorant or apathetic towards people of other marginalized identities, and tend to have radical ideologies. This is not their fault. Rather, it is brought on by compulsions that they cannot control any more than and OCD person can control theirs. In addition, they may be irritable, or anti-social, due to the constant distraction of the 'outside'. In truth, Sylphdreni struggle through their everyday lives due to the constant roar of the multiversal void assaulting their mind from all fronts and at all times. It should again be stated that Sylphdrenum is indescribable in and of itself, that is to say what can be perceived through it cannot be understood without possessing it oneself. It would be easier to describe sound to a person without hearing their entire life, or light to a person born without vision. So anyway my idea was that a bunch of people would start using this bullshit as their 'identity', as a cover for all their online shenanigans and trolling, in order to go without criticism lest the other person be called a 'bigot'. It totally appeals to the new-age stuff that's been rolling around, and it could be the spiritual successor to how 4chan invented Bronies

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Anonymous 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:26:38 No. 542 [Reply]
Turks are the attack force of the BLACK race. This is why TÜRKS conquered Europe around the same time the BLACK KANGZ were attacked in Afrika. They destroyed the wh7te capital of CONSTANTINOPLE and replaced it with ISTANBULL, to honour our BLACK BULL (KARA BOGA) nature. When the African KANGZDOMS were destroyed TÜRKIYE was the last KARA BOGA country on earth. The wh#te subhumans attempted to take it down in order to permanently end the KANGZ and nearly suceeded. Luckily the biggest KARA BOGA of them all, Mustafa JAMAL, fought of the wh1te beasts and created a BLACK utopia in TÜRKIYE. However the nefarious schemes of the wh'tes continued, attempting to bring the KARA BOGA TÜRKS into the E.U. where they would be overwhelmed by gayreek WH9TE immigrants. Luckily from the furthest we can get from Europe in Turkey, the north east GEORGIAN BLACK territory, a new KARA BOGA rose for the first time since Mustafa JAMAL. RECEP TAYIPP ERDOGAN (REIS) destroyed all wh8te LAICITE devils and restored himself as the KANGZ of TÜRKIYE. Now the BLACK KARA BOGA TÜRKS must struggle against the wh6tes to end that accursed race once and for all.

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Anonymous 09/17/2020 (Thu) 00:02:21 No. 541 [Reply]
>Have Sex and Grow Up, Chud

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Anonymous 09/17/2020 (Thu) 00:00:14 No. 540 [Reply]
>NOOOOOOOOOO STOP STICKING YOUR BIG DICK DOWN MY THROAT >NOOOOOOOOOO IT'S SORE AFTER 8 YEARS OF OBAMA

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Anonymous 06/23/2020 (Tue) 10:52:09 No. 107 [Reply]
Can we get a soyjak thread going?
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>>107 I am extremely sorry for starting this faggots soyjak spam. t. op.
>>280 Not your fault anon
>>280 Your fault anon
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>Your fault anon
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>GUYS IM PICKING UP GOOD VIBRATIONS

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Oh fuck boys its getting too convincing Anonymous 09/13/2020 (Sun) 14:59:54 No. 533 [Reply]
This is scary as hell, that's a fucking dude.
>>533 Women BTFO
>>533 the new world order has won
>>533 Psyop thread :|
>>533 No, look at the blur near the forehead. It's photoshopped.

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Anonymous 09/11/2020 (Fri) 05:10:51 No. 531 [Reply]
You WILL eat the bugs You WILL wear the mask You WILL wear the goggles You WILL accept the cashless system You WILL embrace identity politics You WILL let californians move to your state You WILL let politicians decide your life choices You WON'T protest against new policies and laws You WON'T avoid eating soylent You WILL accept the new normal
>>531 >cosmopolitan elites yuck

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Anonymous 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:48:39 No. 529 [Reply]
I AM THE ALW
>>529 All Judge Dredds Are Bastards *angry vaping emojis*

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Bullshit greentext stories to one-up 4chan with thread Indi 09/09/2020 (Wed) 04:42:02 No. 525 [Reply]
>Be ego >Be at animu convention >convention nearly over, it was boring pretty much most of the time and all I bought was a plushie for shits 'n giggles >figure I should at least get a picture with a cosplayer >Only cosplayer I can see a clearly gay(and retarded) person cosplaying the Bygone Motel guy(the guy in the pic) >figure I need at least one souvenir from this three-day shitshow >he's eager to take a picture with me, probably most others have feared contracting AIDS by touch >have deadpan expression before and after taking the picture, hoping to spook the gay boy who fucking loves science into thinking a ghost or something altered the picture >sperg-lord plan fails, queer recognizes it as me goofing >in last bid attempt to gaslight the man as revenge for his having brushed shoulders with me during the picture, smile at him with a closed mouth(this is important), then pop a hand sanitizer wipe in my mouth, my hand and jaw moving at the speed of lightning, while holding the same grin in place before and after. >He stares at me, and then, with all of the condescension of a kindergarten teacher, he says, 'hey buddy, you should probably get that out of your mouth' >I reach almost my entire cupped hand into my mouth, grab the wipe covertly, and push onto one side of my otherwise-empty mouth, then scooping the wipe into a fist so that it's not visible, saying 'grnphpt what? There's nothing here.' >I hold my clenched fist up, not betraying a microscopic fraction of an inch of that wet wipe >he stares at me, into my eyes, into the four dimensions of my low-functioning autism >My tard cosmos is burning >thrust clenching fist forward, and unfurl hand, letting loose the slobbery sanitizer wipe >it hits his face, leaving a 'slash' in his makeup

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>>525 you are just gay anon, you should have raped him and killed him afterwards
>>525 Gay spider
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>>526 I apologize for my incompetence. I will learn from my mistakes. Heil Homestuck. |/

Anonymous 09/07/2020 (Mon) 18:28:57 No. 39 [Reply]
hello frens, i come for advice i have a smoking problem that i really need to quit for my own health but i feel like its just so hard to quit, would any of you have any advice?
>>39 Smoke more
>>39 Enlarge your brain dick

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Anonymous 09/07/2020 (Mon) 05:09:46 No. 521 [Reply]
>jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
>>521 nigger
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>nigger

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Anonymous 09/07/2020 (Mon) 18:21:17 No. 522 [Reply]
in lithuania they tried to take down a plaque for jonas noreika, but the people went and put it back up after the government took it down because he was a "nazi collaborator" and supposedly killed 10'000 jews despite the fact that that would have been a really large chunk of lithuanias kike population. american people should use that as an example, who cares what they did the statues are here to stay

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Anonymous 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:02:16 No. 516 [Reply]
Take your meds.
jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

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Post random images or whatever Anonymous 06/23/2020 (Tue) 10:28:48 No. 106 [Reply]
Post random shit, I'm bored af
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>>106 Bump
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>>106 Bump
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>>106 kek
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Operation Guacamole N PP Anonymous 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:00:26 No. 51 [Reply]
Alright, so Skai Jackson has doxxed 2 minors for saying guacamole n pp and has ruined both their and their families lives. This shouldn't be tolerated. She has recently opened up the comment section on her Instagram account. Surprisingly after all that people continue to support her. We should go on her posts and the people that support her's posts and fill up the comment section with guacamole n pp in both emoji form and possibly in words.You should also write negative things about her actions. Do the same to the accounts that supporters. Cancel Culture and false wokeness has gone way too far and we must step up against the vile "progressive" hordes that usually spawn in the cesspool known as Twitter. You should mobilize now and commence the operation whenever you feel like it.
sorry for some of the grammar mistakes
Wow that seems kinda counter productive. I mean cancel culture is annoying but it seems it would be more productive to get someone to talk to her about what she did And maybe have her talk to the kids
>>58 I dont think we can talk about muh counterproductivity!!! dont stoop to her level!! when she literally ruined the lives of 2 teenagers.
>>59 Yes but just commenting shit to piss her off wont do anything. It wont help thise kids a and it won't affect a millionaires daughter. Like I get u don't agreed with being the better person or whatever but it just dosent do anything it's not even cancel culture its a rich girl being a stupid cunt that's all. Like maybe if the kids lives were hurt by this maybe try and help them instead of throwing need darts at a girl covered in armor

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Anonymous 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:52:15 No. 517 [Reply]
CONSOOOMERS? They need to be reminded what fat fucking faggots they are and how much they ruin society. I'M TRYING TO HELP THE WORLD HERE.

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Anonymous 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:58:02 No. 515 [Reply]
>Why do you soijak your own post?

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Anonymous 07/10/2020 (Fri) 06:07:30 No. 233 [Reply]
Da BLACK playa is tha epitome of thug dominizzle n' masculinity. Letz start by lookin at his body yo. His body is pimpin' yo. His domineerin size make his thugged-out lil' presence known without his ass even needin ta point his dirty ass up yo. Dude is muscular, as a result of his high levelz of testosterone. This gives his ass tha appearizzle of game n' strength yo. Dude is then covered by his fuckin lil' dark skin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. This dark skin remindz our assez of his bangin ruggedness, a gangbangin' feature dat pimped cuz of bein exposed ta tha scorchin sun of africa, made ta withstand such a off tha hook condition. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it also has a psychedelic effect on tha observer n' shit. Da dark skin remindz our assez of our dark, deep desires dat emerge from our primal subconscious past. Da BLACK manz demeanor is one of alphanizz yo. Dude is dominant, assertive, n' can be explosively aggressive yo. His behaviour strikes fear tha fuck into tha mo' timid, cowardly racez of man(ʷʰ*ᵀᵉ dawgs) Da summit of expression of his crazy-ass masculinitizzle on his body is his thugged-out lil' ding-a-ling. Da BLACK ding-a-ling is phattest of all tha races fo' realz. As tha ding-a-ling is tha penillest symbol of manhood, dis ridin' solo would suffice ta make tha BLACK playa da most thugged-out masculine of men. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. This big-ass ding-a-ling be able fulfill tha desire of tha neediest of dem hoes, bein able ta mo' than fill all tha recessez of tha vajazzle. Its length ensures dat when it ejaculates, tha potent african seed will immediately enta tha womb of tha biatch tha BLACK playa impregnates. In total, tha BLACK playa expresses dis masculinitizzle up in a most exemplary manner up in bed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! When he fucks, he unleashes tha entirety of his fuckin lusts n' desires upon his thugged-out lil' partner without any restraint. All dis is tha reason why tha BLACK playa is tha epitome of masculinity 3
>>233 DAS RITE
>>233 keep dreaming lmao
>>233 Where's your master nigger? He'd be awful upset to see his buck slacking off
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>Where's your master nigger? He'd be awful upset to see his buck slacking off

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Anonymous 09/02/2020 (Wed) 22:59:19 No. 510 [Reply]
>It really do be like that ngl
>>510 LIKE FUCKING WHAT

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/b/ - Random. Zoomzer 06/18/2020 (Thu) 09:58:46 No. 86 [Reply]
Welcome to /b/, the random board. This board has no rules beyond the global rules, and also no porn. Feel free to post whatever you want.
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>>506 >being this coombrained

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Anonymous 08/31/2020 (Mon) 18:04:37 No. 29 [Reply]
Zoomers...I bring grey news...I relapsed. I was at day 77 of my no-fap journey, but because of unfavorable conditions and my insomnia I did the dark deed. While I was ashamed of my self I knew self-pity won't get me anywhere, so got back to my feet and viewed my progress, what I did good and what I did wrong, and from what I learned: 1.NEVER EVER PEAK! I know how it feels to be tempted by the flesh,but trust be it ain't worth it, it will only be a downward spiral that will only end in the coom. 2.ALWAYS have something to do that is productive and doesn't involve lewd content. 3.Cold showers: those will be very helpful especially if you just started or relapsed because they force you to come out of your comfort zone and it decreases the chances to get erections. 4.Keep yourself hydrated! No i'm not joking drinking water constantly and going to pee will be very helpful since urinating releases some sexual tendency (if I remember correctly) 5.WORKOUT! You are gonna accumulate a lot of testosterone and you will have to use that sexual energy for productive purposes like building your body and staying fit (but not /fit/). Other than that, for those who still continue fighting: Keep going and never doubt! and for those who relapsed or have a tendency to do it more often, never give up you will reach high, trust my word for I was like you in the past, but with discipline and faith all of us will reach high to the heavens! Keep on zooming and not cooming! Anon out!
>>29 Good for you getting back on the horse, that’s often the hardest part. Stay safe.

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Serbians be like Anonymous 08/28/2020 (Fri) 21:05:12 No. 492 [Reply]
It really do be like that ngl
Have sex incel
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>>495 Have a stable loyalty s*rbian!
>A fucking roach talking shit about other countries kys, Greece is going to BTFO you soon enough
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>Turkroach when he finds out he's 1% kurdish

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Anonymous 08/25/2020 (Tue) 23:55:11 No. 486 [Reply]
when you see it
>>486 Zoomerchan.com group photo :)
Zoomers rise up!
>>486 They say a picture is worth a thousand reddit gold

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/b/rooding thread Indi 08/28/2020 (Fri) 20:54:25 No. 491 [Reply]
We live in a world where simply existing as yourself, without specific attention paid to the social atmosphere(AKA without having a hive-mind connection to the community you're in) will inevitably offend someone, who will make their offense very apparent through outcry and censorship. In addition, we live in a world where people feel entitled both to your mind(your beliefs) and the state of society('normalization', demands of changes in standards). The most insightful people in the last century have been a schizophrenic computer prophet and a caveman who went to college and wrote an essay. Words and beliefs are considered 'real harm' while physical mob violence is considered 'social justice that simply isn't expressed in the right way' If you don't accept all mainstream narratives, you're considered insane, deranged and/or retarded, not to mention 'toxic'. Art is affected in the same manner as mainstream discourse, albeit with some resistance. However, all of this resistance(see Gamergate) is treated with ridicule and infantilization by lesbian nanny journalists who think they're Mary Poppins. All morality is treated as ridiculous, and replaced with the most washed-out, animalistic ideas of 'hurt bad, feel good, good'. Attempting to debate with most people will lead to them instantly discrediting you simply for the side of the debate you're on. Some of us never even wanted to enter into the real world and its real problems. We just wanted to play video games. Or read webcomics. Or even books. Maybe we were making something. But suddenly, everyone was shoving politics into everything. And then suddenly it 'wasn't about politics.' And then that wasn't enough, they demanded that we be the same, that we parrot their NWO propaganda. And any desire to make it go away, to say we *didn't* want to take part, to say we specifically were here not to live in the dull, mundane reality that is the real one, was now, in their eyes, 'selfish'. And after all this, all this pressure not only for us to listen to them but also unconditionally agree with them, after all this they were surprised when we turned hard against them in anger. "Why are you so hateful?" they asked. I'll tell you why, because you ruined my world! My dreams. And now I'm picking up the pieces and I can't even do that without your interruption.

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I feel as though many people want to feel the signs of their own existence and so they search for the reflected evidence of that. As information is more collective in certain areas, it becomes more difficult for conflicting ideals to see eye to eye. I agree, that even calling into question the validity of standard narratives, a standard human thing to do overall, is seen as a danger. But that brings up the matter of wanting to exist. Their safety is cannot be broken by questioning its foundation. What makes this drive to exist force out the existence of others? Should others be driven by their world view that to see others wish to exist all the same? Or is their view marred see that only they remain as the sole victor?

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/meta/ Zoomerchan discussion Zoomzer 06/18/2020 (Thu) 10:47:35 No. 5 [Reply]
Welcome to /meta/ this is a board for discussion of the site. Report problems, ask questions, suggest new features. Global rules apply. No spam.
Consider PPD (posts per day) or PPW (posts per week) instead of (PPH) posts per hour. It makes the board look more busy, rather than a dead site. If you get users coming here regularly each week, then move on to returning every day.

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Anonymous 08/28/2020 (Fri) 23:07:48 No. 496 [Reply]
>soishitters should be hanged
>>496 based

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Anonymous 08/28/2020 (Fri) 23:11:49 No. 497 [Reply]
Sneed?
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Bane?

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This place isn't like 4chan, is it? Indi 08/26/2020 (Wed) 21:20:40 No. 52 [Reply]
I heard 4chan was mostly porn. And also kinda gay.
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>>52 4chan has been less than ideal for a while. This site doesn't allow porn, so it's not going to be spammed with coomers. Well, porn is technically allowed, but not threads dedicated to it.
>>53 Nice

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Anonymous 06/28/2020 (Sun) 07:55:42 No. 7 [Reply]
Christianity is cringe
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Atheism gang rise up!
>>11 >>7 hello, retard department?
>>13 This
>>7 >Christianity is cringe don't blaspheme against the prophets
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Cringe thread OP

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/beirut bomb/ Zoomzer 08/08/2020 (Sat) 12:41:33 No. 286 [Reply]
Opinions on the Beirut explosion? Seems to me like some shady stuff is going on.
>>286 jews
>>288 lol

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Anonymous 08/25/2020 (Tue) 23:51:32 No. 483 [Reply]
>ban soijak
>>483 I’m tranny? 🤢🤮
>>483 ban ur mom lmao

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Anonymous 08/17/2020 (Mon) 04:30:52 No. 23 [Reply]
Kings help! I was on day 63 of no fap and I had what is called a wet dream, I busted and woke up the feelings of shame are immense and I want to know if this counts as a relapse?
>>23 I dont think it counts as it is completely out of your control.
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>>24 thanks raptor....for a moment I really thought i fucked up
>>23 Nothing to worry about king, you can't help what your body does while sleeping
>>26 >not able to control your dreams ngmi

Jews Anonymous 06/09/2020 (Tue) 23:44:15 No. 5 [Reply]
I am a real man
>>5 Are you?
>>5 God look at the trash in this dudes house. And is that a woman or a rat?
>>5 Which of these men are you?
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Anonymous 08/14/2020 (Fri) 14:43:56 No. 295 [Reply]
What does /pol/ think about the possibility of hyper advanced super-entities out there in the cosmos transmitting brainwaves into the human mind? Let me try to explain, this universe is incredibly old, what if there are entities out there that have evolved to be capable of receiving even the smallest traces of brainwaves coming from earth, and also capable of transmitting brainwaves back to earth and into peoples consciousness. Somewhat like an Elder god from the cthulhu mythos. And what if these entitites are actively grooming humanity down a dark path? And that there are cults dedicated to these entities that inflict pain on the young and innocent to send intense signals to these dark gods, i.e. Epstein.
take your meds schizo lmao there’s no way to prove that shit
>>297 There's no way to prove anything mate, literally our sense ain't even fuckin' real.
>>298 fair, but i think, until we can actually prove that this is the case, we shouldn’t go into full panic mode. we don’t even have full confirmation that there’s intelligent life on Mars yet, let alone brainwave-transmitting aliens controlling us. it’s interesting to think about, but think too much and you’ll just spiral. that’s the thing with the eldritch. they’re literally incomprehensible for the average human.
>>299 I'm not panicking Anon, I just think it's a crazy, but possible scenario. What if Hp Lovecraft was on to something?
You're thinking of Satan.

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Anonymous 08/25/2020 (Tue) 23:53:17 No. 484 [Reply]
>Bumping this gem from bottom of page 1 to the top of page 1

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Anonymous 08/24/2020 (Mon) 22:26:56 No. 480 [Reply]
based
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>>476 .....oh.... so this... is where it all came from.... I... can die in peace
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>>476 >Yes I think spamming soyjaks is funny how could you tell?

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the the 08/23/2020 (Sun) 18:12:22 No. 478 [Reply]
the when you hhnera then it all spins round and fuxks uo

tor fag 08/06/2020 (Thu) 22:11:19 No. 9 [Reply]
Pro-tip: https://parazite.the-eye.eu/ Thank me later...
>>9 Download the Torrent on this site, it contains 51,436 files. Some are pdf, some are images, and some are .html files. All of these files contain hidden and forbidden knowledge. DO NOT STORE THIS ON YOUR PC Find a cheap micro sd card, 64gb at least. Store the entire archive on this file with all .rars unzipped. Hide this sd card somewhere secure. Congrats, you are now l33t.
>>9 can you explain to this pleb how these security stuff work?
>13 I can do my best to elaborate on a number of subjects, your best start is to look at this thread I posted. https://zoomerchan.com/ark/res/11.html Beyond the advice I gave in that thread, how secure you want to be very much depends on what you want to hide, and who you're hiding it from. Your Mom? At most get a VPN, and use private browsing mode. Google? Use firefox with Ublock Origin, a good VPN, and search everything with duckduckgo. Pirating stuff? Same as the previous. So, what do you need to protect? How do you suspect they're going to try and get it from you? Then I can answer. But seriously, check out the basic OPsec guide, and you'll have a good foundation on how to keep yourself more private than 99% of the population. Also remember the biggest danger to your security is yourself.

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Schematics for functioning society. Zoomzer 08/19/2020 (Wed) 08:03:00 No. 306 [Reply]
Is there a basic schematic or framework that can contribute to building a good society? I'm hoping to delve into this question on this post, and see If I can analyze some possible factors in building a long lasting, and happy societal structure. It seems to many, on this website, that society has seen a continuous decline since an undefined period in history. Many try to point this mark at some point after WW1, which was an apocalyptic event to the European social order, and also began the decline of Pax Britannia, ushering in a new Era of Pax Americana. Many others point to the industrial revolution as the point where the "west" began it's general decline. As they say, "One man's trash is another man's treasure", and on the left, it seems commonly to be thought that, rather than decline, the west has experienced a consistent upward trend in societal, and philosophical development, that eventually ended at the modern morals, and modern social structures; and that this progress continues, even now. I'd like to say, that personally, I don't believe either of these world views are entirely correct. Nor do I believe that any particular ideology, or school of thought can offer a catch-all solution; I believe that is a highly naive ideal to strive for, and also holds untrue to human nature, which is flawed. Maybe this contributes to my occasional annoyance with partisans on both sides, who seem to unthinkingly tow the line of their "side". Regardless of disagreements on both sides, I'd like to think that it may be possible to create somewhat of a basic framework, that can be agreed upon, that produces successful, wealthy, and happy societies. We need to start with some basic assumptions. I don't consider these assumptions particularly of great controversy, but if you disagree with me, then feel free to answer why, as I'd love to talk about it. 1: Human nature. I think the first assumption we have to make, is that past the dunbar limit, humans aren't naturally nice to each other, and will act according to our base programming (also known as lizard brain). I believe humans will act naturally, territorial, confrontational, selfish, and hostile, to other humans outside their "in-group". So the first dilemma with how to build a functioning society, past the dunbar limit (150 people), is how do we get ourselves to work together, for the greater good? Without taking good nature as a given. 2: As time goes on, errors, and small "gives" will slowly erode any structural, institutional, moral, religious, and philosophical structures in society. If this is taken as a given, we must figure out a way, to stop human nature, which is naturally entropic, from eroding pillars of the society, and eventually causing a collapse. We have a lot of words for this seemingly destined decline or decay of society, but my favourite is "decadence". I personally believe, that decadence tends to occur when resources, and human development is high, and humans begin to forget, or ignore, the dangers of unleashing human nature without moral guidelines, and laws.

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>>306 Or in other terms, create a simple, understandable, and compelling story, for why everyone in this society has something in common, why you should be nice to your fellow man, and why you should co-operate and take part in the society. Now, good thing for us, is that we've quite literally seen this happen hundreds of times throughout history, it's largely taken the form of Religion in the earliest societies. Religion, is kinda great for kickstarting societies, it takes quite complex themes, and philosophical undertones, and packages them in compelling, and understandable stories and moral lessons. Plus, it's great at defining who is in your ingroup, and who is in your outgroup, which is also key to defining a society. In a more modern sense, we use citizenship, language, race, and nationality as a definition of your societal ingroup and outgroup. Though many lands still use religion as a fundamental tool of unification. We also, use completely made up things, I mentioned this earlier, foundation myths. What is a foundation myth? It's a tale, usually grand, detailing in a compelling manner, the epic tale of the foundation of the society. For example in the USA, despite lacking a number of the common modern bindings of a nation state, the USA uses the American revolution, and the civil war, as a way of binding people to the IDEA of the USA. I'll define these things, religions, nationalities, foundation myths, races, languages, and citizenships, as unification devices. Societies use these, as ways to give members of the society common ground, regardless of differences, which the human mind loves to make big deals out of. This way, the soccer alpha, and the geek nerd, don't actually split out into different warring societies. A societal collapse is heavily tied with the breakdown of these ideals (cough cough, as we're seeing in the decline of USA). When people don't have this common ground, maintaining integrity becomes nigh impossible. Ok, so you've got your foundation myth set up, all good right? Nope, you now need to figure out what to do with your society. All complex societies need some kind of state, an entity, made up of lots of people, that handles the maintenance, and regulation of the behaviours, and livelihoods of humans. How do you justify this weird entity that tells me how to live my life? A state myth. Much like the foundation myth, the state myth essentially should justify why you should listen to the state, and why you shouldn't just REVOLT. For example, in the USA, the state myth, goes hand in hand with the foundation myth. The American revolution, and specifically the idea of "democracy" and the Constitution, which is essentially a holy entity. Both these ideas solidify why this power structure should be trusted, and maintained.

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>>307 But, that's all pretty self evident, so what's the real way to make a nice society? This is up to debate, but in my view, the society should encourage virtue, and morality, according to the values, and culture of the society. There are many disagreements on what morals, and what values, are correct; but what all values and morals should contain is the idea, that people should strive to treat others in a manner that they would like to be treated themselves. And, furthermore, in a manner that creates a SUSTAINABLE society, for example, a society that encourage burglary, theft, and fraud, would very quickly end up destroying itself, like a blackhole. Corruption, is essentially what occurs, when a society begins to lose this concept, or is never given this concept, for example, most of South America, the majority of Africa, and a lot of Eastern Europe. People take for themselves, due to human nature not being bent and shaped with the ideas of sustainability, and the idea of putting into the society, so you can benefit in return. Thus people think only for themselves, and the society decays, due to the fact that it no longer really is a society, and more of a dead carcass that people loot. I'm now unfortunately running out of space for text, and so I'd like to wrap this up succintly. Societies built on strong unification devices, with cultures of sustainability, mutual gain from cooperation, and good governance, will eventually, no matter what, begin to accrue material wealth, and also begin to weather the effects of decadence. It must be the consistant goal, of all generations, to leave an improved, and involved system for the next, while preserving the values, myths, and culture, of the society. If you've noticed, I've left ideology largely out of this, because I think these concepts hold up regardless of ideology, and apply to every ideology. I think these are largely the signs of a healthy society, and ideology, tends to mainly be the details. Maybe I'm entirely wrong on this, and I'd love to hear some thoughts, and criticisms from the Zoomerchan community on this. Thank you for reading. Feel free to message me if you're interested in hearing more. Through discord, or email. Stay based.
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UNREDACTED EPSTEIN AND MAXWELL DOCUMENTS!!! Anonymous 08/19/2020 (Wed) 04:05:42 No. 305 [Reply]
It’s happening, pedos and glowniggers BTFO. https://pastebin.com/VHiDdX3V

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Operation Skeletal Raptor Global janitor 08/16/2020 (Sun) 10:53:24 No. 53 [Reply]
Let me introduce all of you to this gal over here. She goes by the name of InkJamiePlays on most platforms and has done some pretty shady stuff over her time on the internet. I will detail most of the stuff she has done and give out a little plan list at the end. >The Cindy Drama The now deleted original rant InkJam made on a girl named CINDY outertale sans wife Only blew up to a few thousand views. Her horde started harrassing that cindy person, sending death threats to her and making poorly done videos on her. She made videos detailing how she was suicidal coincidentally after InkJam's witch hunt. She made an apology afterwards where she basically put all blame on her fanbase and just gave the excuse I was in a bad mood for nearly driving a girl to suicide. Both videos are deleted but I found the apology on A FUCKING ARABIC ARCHIVE LMAO >https://ar-state.com/v/mpLRg7mXh6-nfco/cindy-drama.html >The LordVortex Drama A few months ago a good friend of mine named LordVortex made a 3 second shitpost about InkJamiePlays and InkJam in return retaliated with making a video about it and consiously sending a horde of fans on Vortex's channel. She also revealed the school and real name of Vortex in her discord and raided his channel many times. She now did something really scummy against Vortex that I am not allowed to detail >P*rn (eww) Account at Age 15 she had an account in deviantart and wattpadd where she made very degenerate art and stories. She deleted it after SomeSerb's now deleted video on him. There is not much remaining other than this one story where he wrote about the reader getting gangraped by 2 skeletons >https://www.wattpad.com/story/166373475-sans-au-x-reader-sin-request >The Plan Try to act as bigoted and racist as you possibly can while spreading zoomerchan propaganda on all her social medias to bait him on making a video on zoomerchan. She has an extremely short temper and will retaliate very fast. We all can have a large lol at her reaction. act like zoomerchan is an altright death cult stalking her.

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>>53 BTW I will delete this post around 4 days after today and archive it. Then I will post a fake thread over here so when she searches this up she will be deceived into thinking wehave a different plan. Ill post the archive on the discord.
>>53 You mention you know a few of these people? In real life? If so, this isn't really the place to people to intervene in some personal drama. None of this really has much entertainment value. Maybe if you could explain to us why this would make a good lolcow, then it would be better.
>>55 Nah I know all these people over the internet. I chose these people in specific because I know that they are good lolcows through personal experience. I can explain any detail you want just ask me.
>>53 Seems kinda dumb Anon

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Zoomzer 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:28:11 No. 22 [Reply]
Welcum to reddit here we have: >autistic 13 year olds >30 year old men who act like autistic 13 year olds >epic holesumz moments >shitty comics repeated daily >child grooming >le epic sexy stories pr0n >da right side of histowy >le "depression" 100 hundred sad memers >segregation
>>22 Reddit tracks you across web pages, and catalogues ungodly amounts of info on you. It's crappy spyware.

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/basic OPsec/ Torfag 08/18/2020 (Tue) 01:40:56 No. 11 [Reply]
Want to know how to keep yourself safe online? How to reach godlike levels of privacy and security for this data? Take it from this guide. Prerequisites: >USB stick of at least 8 gigabytes in size. >MicroSD card of any size, but 32gb recommended. >Basic understanding of how to use a computer. >Internet connection. !!!!!WARNING!!!!! Don't attempt to do ANYTHING before carefully reading the FULL guide. !!!!!END OF WARNING!!!!! Step 1/USB stick: Assuming you used a fresh USB stick like me, you'll need to erase everything on it. Just deleting the files already there is fine. Step 2/Tails: What is Tails? Tails is a Linux operating system designed with privacy in mind. I'm not going to go into the full details, but It essentially erases itself every time you turn off your PC. And, you can install it on a USB stick, so you can take it everywhere. If you want to read the full details, look here https://tails.boum.org/.

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Anonymous 08/16/2020 (Sun) 22:39:31 No. 23 [Reply]
Reddit moment
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>>23 Reddit moment
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>>24 Reddit moment

Why sperg about nigs and jews when you can have a worldview based in reality? Anonymous 06/30/2020 (Tue) 14:52:46 No. 132 [Reply]
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>>200 >And you know the funny thing? Minus a few things like militarism, nuclear family (fuck that shit, extended family all the way) and eugenics, I completely agree But even getting rid of that stuff it would not even be close to the USSR it would be closer to Strasserism considering we are third positionists and not commies or capitalists. >because that pretty much describes USSR perfectly. Not at all because communism is a very firm doctrine and does not like free Enterprise which we like and does not like private property which we like and does not recognize hierarchy like we recognize, here is Hitlers form of socialism which we follow. >Oh, and to prove the power of Marxist theory, one academic literally predicted the BLM protests will happen in 2020 10 years ago only using economic data: Or here is something wild, he might have been in the planning room for it. As you think these riots just happen? they are way too organized to be random and have way too much money behind them to be random.
>>231 >Proof? As Soros funds very pro-soviet groups and very anti-Orban groups considering Orban banned him from Hungary forever. You idiot. Soros was the number one private financial backer behind the destruction of the USSR https://www.strategic-culture.org/news/2015/12/09/soros-and-his-cia-friends-targeted-ussr-russia-1987/
>>235 This.
>>132 Idpol is inescapable Pick a side
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>>132 >tfw we reached a point in humanity where a literal utopic delusion can be considered reality

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaa Anonymous 08/10/2020 (Mon) 03:35:00 No. 289 [Reply]
Why is shit so fucked? It genuinely gets me pissed. Even you guys, who tend to be far more aware than the average normalfag, get it wrong. You blame the jews, but you fail to see that everything became fucked at the advent of the industrial revolution, at which point the slow bureaucratisation of life began. Politicians, democracies, states, became inhuman machines composed only in name of humans. Rather than a system built maintained and at the whim of humanity, humanity became the slave of the bureaucracy it created, the computer of it's code. Thus real humanity was lost and we began to drift ever forward into a descent into roboticism, and a disregard for all philosophical and religious values. We industrialised ourselves, we are as much cogs now as the machines that make our disgusting wasteful fucking products, THE THOUGHT OF PARTICIPATING IN THIS SYSTEM DISGUSTS ME, THE IDEA OF EVER SURRENDING SEEMS FAR WORSE THAN JUST OFFING MYSELF. I HATE THIS WORLD, I HATE THE PSYCHOPATHIC MACHINES THAT RUN IT, AND I HATE THAT YOU, /POL/ CAN'T EVEN SEE THE TRUTH OF IT. We had our chance in Eden, we had our chance in a self sustaining system, with all the bounties of the earth, and then england decided with all it's goddamn idiocy to send us spiralling into an unsustainable. unhealthy, and meaning stripping existential nightmare of reality. The only thing we'll ever see of the goddamn future is the slow further degradation leading to an eventual slave reality full of drugged up, depressed, unthinking worker drones, who's only purpose is to prop up an economy built on the misery, and search for purpose of the disenfranchised masses. I can't stand to raise kids in such a fucked up world, kaczynski was right. I WISH we could get sent to the stone age so we would have some sort of actual meaning in our lives beyond the continuation of this system. And the worst thing is, the cat is out of the bag, there is no getting back, there is no escape, and there certainly is no future. How do I make this clear? There is no voting your way out of this. There is no revolution out of this. THERE IS NOTHING. It's unrealistic to think we can ever put the cat back in the bag. Sure, your fascist/communist/neoliberal, leader scumbag may give you some illusory hope, a promise that after that faggot is elected, or put in power, that everything will be better. But that's not true, nothing will ever fill the moral, existential, and, philosophical hole left in the world from the advent of the industrial-bureaucratic nightmare we live in. Sure, quality of life is getting higher, but what does that mean? MORE PLASTIC PRODUCTS TO CONSUME? MORE FUCKING FUNKO PRODUCTS? MORE MONEY TO HAVE? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, I DON'T WANT IT. I just want to live my life, without being part of this ELDRITCH machine. And yes I do mean ELDRITCH, do you understand how the system works? fully? Neither do i. All I know is there is an infinitely complex, metaphysical god up there, containing all the workings of mankind, and worse there are people at the top, master cultists who understand and manipulate that unknowable and horrific system. Modern society is a god-fucking-damn lovecraftian horror. And the closest thing to a god that mankind has ever created, a self sustaining, self growing, and ever hungering bureaucratic machine, built on the entrenched suffering of the masses. FUCK NEOLIBERALS FUCK GLOBALISTS FUCK GOVERNMENTS FUCK THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION. I wish, I WISH I could believe in a better world. But I can't see it ever happening. Maybe I can escape by going to live in an african jungle, but that is the last unmolested place on earth, full nature. You all truly don't understand how genuinely doomed we are. THIS RIDE NEVER ENDS. It continues becoming more horrific the farther we go, until we genuinely do become actual robots, quite literally just tools of a bureaucracy that slowly spread across the universe, with only mechanical comforts to give you the illusion.
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>>289 Go live in a cave then you fucking PRIMITIVE!
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>>289 OOOHHH AAHHH AAHHH OOHHH OOOHH AAAHHH OOOHH AAHH. OOOH AHHH OOOH UUUUH AH OOH! (Come abandon humanity and join us brother. Monke revolution will not be televised)
>>289 based and tedpilled

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/achievements/ Zoomzer 08/15/2020 (Sat) 14:14:01 No. 34 [Reply]
What have you Anons done that has made you proud this month?
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>>34 entering the third month of no-fap
>>35 How? I can't do it more than 2 days.
>>35 Good for you Anon! That's a great achievement.
>>36 Lot's of people's brains are wired differently, for some people it's easier to stop than others. Don't beat yourself up about it, and keep on trying!

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Zoomzer 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:32:19 No. 296 [Reply]
This might be controversial, but I actually support the EU. If you look at global geo-politics population + development = power. We'll soon be in an essential cold war with China, a country with 1.3 billion people, double the amount of people in Europe. And with America's imminent collapse, European nations need to unite the 400 million people of this continent against the chinese state. Plus, the EU can be changed from being left wing, we can make it better. But currently, despite it's liberal leanings, it's the system we need to keep Europe from falling under the Chinese sphere of influence.

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Raptor 08/14/2020 (Fri) 18:13:07 No. 49 [Reply]
Is people being banned from /b/ a bug or was I grouped in together with all the black spammers with that monke shitpost I made? I cant post on /b/ eventough I am a mod and didnt violate any rules as far as Im aware.
>>49 My mistake, you got caught in the removal of the soy spammer, you've been fully unbanned.
>>50 ah ok I think I posted a soyjak mocking the actual soyjak spammer. That might be why.

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Raptor 08/14/2020 (Fri) 16:58:16 No. 48 [Reply]
Thank you Zoomzer for electing me as a second janny. Ill try to moderate the best I can.

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Anonymous 08/10/2020 (Mon) 19:25:55 No. 46 [Reply]
Can we get a kiwifarms-esque drama board?

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Zoomzer 08/08/2020 (Sat) 12:51:17 No. 287 [Reply]
Israel

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/discord/ Zoomzer 08/02/2020 (Sun) 13:26:07 No. 337 [Reply]
Created a discord for the site: https://discord.gg/69n6RBD Let me know if I should also make a riot. Stay based
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>>353 Alright, I've got a ruqqus account now, I'll make a guild when I have enough "rep"

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/sig/ - Self Improvement General Zoomzer 06/23/2020 (Tue) 08:17:27 No. 18 [Reply]
What are my fellow monarchs doing to self improve?
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Anyone else started reading the Bible? First time I tried it I thought it was boring and gay but a few years later and it’s not as boring for some reason >>19 Good advice
day 2 of barbaric rites today upright rows are very based feel more burn in my traps than shrugs ever did
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Made a workout plan, a couple of basic bodyweight workouts done to exhaustion. Started with prisoner squats, did like 100 until I got exhausted. Was to tired to finish my workout and my legs hurt for 3 days so no workout then either lol. Start slow. Also started nofap today. I'm using this cool app called Rewire Companion that tracks the time since relapses and has a cool social media/forum thing for nofap discussion. It also has an URGE! button for when you feel like your about to relapse, it shows you a bunch of motivational quotes or guides you through a simple meditation. I'm going to restart my workout tommorow (Monday) with a set number of reps this time. Also going to try to kick my reddit addiction to the curb. Remember kings, think and grow rich. You have to first believe with all your heart that you will succeed in order to reach your goals. Also here's a cool guide on a potato box I found. Haven't tried it but It looks neat.
>>21 Yes, I just did actually. Book of James is super based and makes you want to immediately get your shit together.
>>32 Where should I start getting into religion? I feel like I just can't believe. Too much raw materialism in my mind.

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Get Swole King Zoom Zoom 08/05/2020 (Wed) 03:38:33 No. 31 [Reply]
Post your Kingly workouts here. Maybe the real /fit/ kings here can share some wisdom too. My workout Prisoner squats- 3 sets, 9 reps Triceps dips- 3 sets, 9 reps Inclined pushups (to soy for real pushups)- 3 sets, 9 reps Biceps Curls- 3 sets, 9 reps ( hurt myself with to much weight so not doing these right now lol)

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decline of reddit Zoomzer 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:47:05 No. 19 [Reply]
I remember when I joined reddit for the first time, literally zero people I knew used it, now it seems like everyone does... The site has only gotten worse as that progressed :|
>>19 I first joined reddit to browse rage comics in middle school.
>>20 rage comics were the shit

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/discord/ Zoomzer 08/02/2020 (Sun) 13:28:16 No. 277 [Reply]
Created a discord for the site: https://discord.gg/69n6RBD Let me know if I should also make a riot. Stay based.

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Are they gone? Anonymous 07/23/2020 (Thu) 10:41:36 No. 22 [Reply]
The soyjacks? Are they finally exterminate? Are we free to zoom in peace?
One can only hope
>>22 I have banned the eternal soyjak poster. The soy is gone.
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>>24 I have no words 2 describe my imense gratitude, thank you Zoomzer, you are indeed a hero!
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>>24 >I have banned the eternal soyjak poster. The soy is gone.
>>24 based

Anonymous 07/07/2020 (Tue) 12:09:03 No. 249 [Reply]
fucking kanye west is trying to run for US president. thoughts? i think it's stupid
Dumb nigger is dumb

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The Cold War DeathToIsrael 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:55:44 No. 274 [Reply]
Many have asked what was the reason for the cold war; if Communism and Capitalism were two sides of the same coin, surely this rivalry shouldn't have happened, right? The explanation is quite simple. The two driving forces (communism and liberalism were created for the destruction of monarchism, and later, fascism. Once fascism was defeated, the global government could have been established, but there was a problem. The communists wanted the intl. order to be based in Moscow, as ruling over puppet states, while the capitalists wanted a financial order control of the nations based in London and New York. So, the Nationalist Communists and the Capitalists wanted to eliminate each other, but unable to do so. The capitalists eventually succeeded, and Russia fell, but then Putin arrived. I support Nationalistic communism because it will eventually lead to fascism. Just look at china, they are very close to fascism but still call themselves communist

DEATH TO FASCISM Anonymous 06/30/2020 (Tue) 14:38:18 No. 122 [Reply]
ENTER THE PIT
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>>122 >tfw you get so assblasted by helicopter memes you have to resort to some obscure croation genocide in yugoslavia to cope
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>>122 >Croat, here... low tier meme since it's remembered as an atrocity even by the descendants of the partisans. I mean it literally says right there in the meme that it was an attack that targeted civilians not fascists (and if you were not a brainlete you'd know it was also racially motivated).
>>209 >Croatian genocide Cope
>>262 Ooh, let me guess, it wasn't ethnically motivated at all was it? lmao

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/simnat/ - Simulated Nation Zoomzer 06/18/2020 (Thu) 10:34:22 No. 6 [Reply]
Welcome to /simnat/ the board that acts as a simulated parliament for the Divine Empire of Zoomerchan. Quick facts: Official religion: Christianity Official language: Latin National Anthem:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra09uAujFJo Official flag, pictured in post image. Official military: second picture Motto: Eenheid maakt kracht. Government: Parliamentary Monarchy under a Fascist parliament. Global rules apply. Don't spam. Stay on topic.
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>>6 New coat of arms

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/zoomerchan "blog"/ - 1 Zoomzer 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:00:33 No. 44 [Reply]
I'm going to be using this thread to keep a blog on the state of the site, and changes. Today I stopped being a lazy bastard and changed the video of the week + added a discord. Not much else, site just needs more people, until that's done, not much I can do. Congrats to everyone on surpassing the old version of the site in posts!

got moved up Anonymous 06/30/2020 (Tue) 20:29:20 No. 20 [Reply]
this might not be the place to put it, but i just got word back from the place i'm applying to, and they accepted my request to move up a grade and gave me a nice discount too. just really glad to see all my studying and work paying off.
>>20 That's brilliant to hear Anon, sounds like you're a smart dude

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Zoomzer 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:39:08 No. 267 [Reply]
Found a lefty meme, can anyone interpret?

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Tell meh why Anonymous 07/31/2020 (Fri) 20:54:48 No. 40 [Reply]
Can I know why I am banned from b/ ?
>>40 That's strange, I only remember banning one person, the soy spammer. If I accidentally got you, I'm sorry.
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>>41 Don't worry Zoomzer,I'm not mad or butthurt, i just want to post on my fav board again. >pic unrelated
>>42 You should be unbanned now! Have fun

Anonymous 07/31/2020 (Fri) 20:35:13 No. 21 [Reply]
c o m
>>21 Nope.

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Anonymous 07/10/2020 (Fri) 20:06:00 No. 17 [Reply]
The soymen fear the rage comics
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>>17 based

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Anonymous 07/20/2020 (Mon) 17:20:01 No. 260 [Reply]
murdochmurdoch.net is shut down. What more can they take from me?
>>260 don't worry about that fren https://www.rapeable.com/

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Anonymous 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:07:39 No. 216 [Reply]
They took this from you... >He's stronger than you! >Has more sex than you ever will! >Works less than you! >Has no crisis of faith! >Has more testosterone than you! >Eats better than you! >Has more than you! >Pays less taxes! >Parties hard at the harvest festivals! What are you doing with yourself?
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>tfw you are not a total peasant chad
They didn’t burn homos like dirty Muslims. They just beat them
>>258 They beat homos straight and castrated/hung degenerate sodomites... sodomites == pedophiles


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